You won't mind my calling you Comrade, will you? I've just become a socialist. It's a great scheme. You ought to be one. You work for the equal distribution of property, and start by collaring all you can and sitting on it.

P.g. Wodehouse
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  1. They want to be natural, the anti-social little beasts. They just don't realize that everyone's good depends on everyone's cooperation. - Richard Adams

  2. Socialism is not a science, a sociology in miniature: it is a cry of pain. - Anonymous

  3. - What is a Socialist?- That's when all are equal and all have property in common, there are no marriages, and everyone has any religion and laws he likes best. You are not old enough to understand that yet. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

  4. It may be said of Socialism, therefore, that its friends recommended it as increasing equality, while its foes resisted it as decreasing liberty…. The compromise eventually made was one of the most interesting and even curious cases in history. It was decided to do everything... - G.k. Chesterton

  5. You rich people are all the same. You couldn't care less about the other half of the world. They can all starve to death for all you care! - Sally Wentworth

More Quotes By P.g. Wodehouse
  1. The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

  2. Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.

  3. He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.

  4. He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.

  5. It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

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